Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Things I've Pondered in Mejico

These are some of the questions I've been asking myself since arriving at the Moon Palace Resort in Cancun -

  • Why are there so many people from Great Britain vacationing here? Seriously, don't these people have cooler places to travel to like Majorca?
  • Why is it that the only handicap stall in any of the public restrooms at the resort is located in the restroom that has 3 stairs leading to the row of stalls?
  • Why is my hair so FUGLY here? I look like an electrocuted poodle.
  • Why is Mexican TV so random?
  • Why don't they sell lemon flavored Fritos is the States?
  • How am I ever going to live without free/unlimited pina coladas?

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