Best thing I've seen all week -

I know this is hard to read, but I encourage everyone to check the real one out on NBC.com or here to see it a little better. Some choice bits include:

• Crying - Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon
• Friends - 1 to 3 is sufficient
• America - The only country that matters. If you want to experience other "cultures", use an atlas or a ham radio.
• B.O. - Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice.

Damn, I miss Ron Swanson and Parks & Recreation. When does the new season start again?